#I HAD A WEIRD DREAM LAST NIGHT WHERE THERE WAS A PROJECTION OF HICCUP FROM HTTYD #THAT I RAN AFTER BECAUSE I WAS CONVINCED HE WAS MY BROTHER. WHEN I GOT HIS ATTENTION #HE TURNED INTO A DIFFERENT BOY AND CHASED ME DOWN AND BECAME REAL #IDR EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED BUT I WENT BACK TO HIS HOUSE AND I REALLY WANTED TO FUCK HIM #BUT I HAD A BOYFRIEND SO I COULDN’T BUT I KNEW IT WAS A DREAM #SO I DECIDED TO MAKE OUT WITH HIM ANYWAY #THINGS GOT HOT AND HEAVY REAL FAST BUT JUST WHEN HE GOT UP TO GET SUPPLIES #HE LOCKED ME IN A GLASS ROOM AND LAUGHED AT ME #I GOT OUT AND WAS CONFUSED AND TACKLED HIM TO THE GROUND #REFUSING TO BE THE ONE LEFT FRUSTRATED AND WANTING TO FUCK #THEN HE TURNED INTO MY BF AND HIS FAMILY CAME HOME BUT MY CLOTHES WERE ALL ON THE FLOOR #I SOMEHOW GOT OUT OF THERE SAFELY BUT #YEAH IT WAS WEIRD #I WAS AWARE IT WAS JUST A SEX DREAM SO I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF IT #YAAAAYYYY LUCID DREAMING #THE END #AND WOAH HOT KITCHEN MAKEOUTS YEEHAAW #SWABLIFE
…. Katie what the fuck
DMMD in a nutshell
- Koujaku: no homo
- Noiz: full homo
- Clear: HOMOOOOO~~
- Mink: no
YOU THINK YOU’RE SO COOL SENDING BLACKMAIL AND SHIT.
Well guess what, buddy - THE POWER OF LOVE IS OVERFILLING IN THE SOUTH AND YOU’LL FEEL THE PAIN OF A MILLION SOUTHERNERS. I’LL BLIND U WITH ICE TEA U ASSHOLE
mabelsyruppines get ur knife we’re killin a bitch tonight
I just rolled a blunt for the first time and
it WAS AWFUL HOLY SHIT HOW???
Anonymous said: ehat kind of name is noiz
I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.
I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”
"You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta"