Friday, March 7, 2014
I’m hella cute and I’m going to hella go out on a date with Aaron tonight yeAH
Thursday, March 6, 2014
I’m naked eating my mom’s French fries in her bed how many levels of fucked up did I break
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
Joseph Begley lights up rooms in a cheeky way with ‘Slap It’
A quick pinch or squeeze of the ‘slap it’ lamp by London-based designer Joseph Begley brightens up rooms with its warm glow. made from realistic feeling silicone, the cheeky light responds to pressure sensors when it is touched, directly turning it on or off.
Ok can I have
i want a few of every color in a room and have a bunch of people over for a buttslapping rave where we have to make the room flash by slappinbutts
Wednesday, March 5, 2014
Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win