swingsetindecember: she doesn’t wear short skirts. and neither do i because of the dress code. she’s not cheer captain because of budget cuts and we don’t have bleachers
50 questions, 50 ways to get to know me.
1: What would you name your future daughter?
2: Do you miss anyone?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
7: How late did you stay up last night?
8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
20: Who did you last see in person?
21: What is the last thing you said out lot?
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23: Have you ever been to Paris?
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25: Do you use chap stick?
26: Who did you last share a bed with?
27: Are you listening to music right now?
28: What is something you currently want right now?
29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
30: How is your heart lately?
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
33: What do people call you?
34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36: What are you listening to right now?
37: What is wrong with you right now?
38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
40: What is on your wrists right now?
41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
46: What were you doing at midnight last night?
47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
49: Have you ever been to New York?
50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
chiakinanamie: chiakinanamie: stupid comments on a post deleting stupid comments
shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
icommaamboy: Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart my heart
sshame: i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care
Me: if I don't stay over at Aaron's house next Tuesday night and have a week's worth of sex I'm not seeing him anymore
Laurel: I just
Me: IT'S BEEN SINCE SATURDAY
I WANT/NEED THE D
Laurel: I am just
Me: THE D
Laurel: On the first day of xmas
my hams gave to me
1 lovely serving of D
Me: IM CRYING AT WORK
expertcosmotips: dont forget to use donkey kongdoms
cosmo tip #677
expertcosmotips: planning to go on a diet? why
cosmo tip #678
expertcosmotips: looking for a good summer flick? please don’t let it be Grease
tekena: So my friend finds it weird that my siblings,parents and i are comfortable to be naked around each other.(like changing in front of one another) No, My family and i do this too tekena (but just me and my sisters and my mom)
when i’m married my partner and i will have: morning sex afternoon sex dinner sex after meal sex i made pancakes sex good morning sex they kids are at school sex shower sex bored sex make up sex break up sex obama won sex romney lost sex monday sex tuesday sex wednesday sex thursday sex friday sex saturday sex monday sex there is nothing on tv sex i love you sex
How cool would it be to get an octopus tattoo
sassygayalexkralie: both bosses just started signing milkshake at the dogs for no reason and we’re getting monday off purely bc holly wants to get trashed on sunday I want your life James jfc
illkim: You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from. PAPERBOY AND THAT FOOTBALL GAME AND TETRIS
tabbystuck: She wears I wear She’s and I’m ...
divyarr: I typed in fluffy cows in Google but it’s not giving that specific majestic animal. or try this??? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bos
Anonymous asked: wats ur name
gerdadway: a haiku about my feelings for u ?!!!???? :( :( ;) ;) :( :( :( !!?????/