I can’t sleep because of Da Vinci’s Demons. I can’t sleep because of Blake Ritson. I keep picturing him naked in a corn field, fighting off the Incan warriors. I keep thinking “holy shit holy shit he’s ripped and oh MY GOD did he just bite into that guy? Why am I so turned on? Why do I want his hand around my neck? Dang jessica calm down”
(EXTREMELY OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD YELLING) WHEN YOU WALK AWAY. YOU DON’T HEAR ME SAY PUH LEEAAAAAAAASE (EXTENDS HAND) OH BAAAABYYYY. DON’T GO (BRINGS HAND TO CHEST) SIMPLE AND CLEAN (TOUCHES SELF) IS THE WAY THAT YOU’RE MAKIN ME FEEEEEEL TONIGHT (MAKES FIST IN FRONTA FACE THEN PULLS DOWNWARD) IT’S HAAAARD TO LET IT GO (DRAMATICALLY SHEDS TEAR)
I’m so proud of myself for asking Aaron’s friends (who are my friends too but I’ve been too chicken to ask them to do anything) to go to the movies with me! I miss their company and they’re fun people.
JESSICA’S HAPPINESS: 1 / JESSICA BEING A CHICKEN: 0
Since I am without a phone for a few days, I really don’t have any other means of communication. Assuming as much, that also means I don’t have a way to call the police if I were ever in trouble (we don’t own a house phone).
What I’m trying to say here friends, that if I make a post here saying I need someone to call the police for any reason, please do so. I don’t joke around with things of that sort, so if you see a post from me saying I need someone to call the police as soon as possible, please do it :/ I’ll let everyone know in a few days when I get a new phone.
I’m only saying all this because 75% of the time I’m alone in a huge house by myself with an overweight indoor cat.
Thanks in advance for hearing me out!
[And for the followers and friends that live in the states but don’t know where I live, I think you can call the closest police station from this website]
good morning please wake up now you look pretty sleepy… you must have stay up late again right? i guess it can’t be help you won’t be able to recover fatigue if you lack of sleep alright, please wake up if u wake up properly, i will consider giving u a reward.