Mrs. Schnozzberries

Dear people of Buford:

Please discontinue walking around the mall to get your daily “work out”. This is not a place to jog a 5K, nor is the mall an acceptable place to do your yoga pilates or whatthefuckever. Our lovely government spent thousands of dollars on places called PARKS and get this - THEY’RE OUTSIDE! so not only can you get your muffin top worked on, you can get some fresh air and SUNLIGHT which has important nutrients such as VITAMIN D that you need in order to live!!!!

In conclusion, I don’t want to see your fat asses walking around the mall like a school track. THIS IS NOT A FREE GYM.

Ok rant over