Marble Jessica

Hi I'm Jessica and you probably think I'm annoying welcome to my blog!!!
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Posts tagged FUCK

Apr 7 '12
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hotel-denouement:

kawaiismutt:

iunf:

bitchybanana:

slamjars:

get on mi dash again

ehehehe

WHEY………………

GOD I SCREAM EVERYTIME

(Source: hypergrooving)

5,951 notes (via thankyousirmayihaveanother & hypergrooving)Tags: FUCK

Mar 27 '12

Pineapple Pizza.

a-fookin-meow-scientist:

Nothing is sweeter than the mix of pizza sauce and pineapple juice.

(Source: a-fookin-rocket-scientist)

14 notes (via a-fookin-rocket-scientist)Tags: fuck no kellean gtfo

Mar 13 '12

amateur-historian:

  • ugh

(Source: villere)

44,612 notes (via amateur-historian & villere)Tags: fuck

Mar 2 '12

cool story: I forgot my laptop charger at home.

1 note Tags: college fuck my LIFE

Feb 23 '12

People whose tits need to be calm.

a-fookin-meow-scientist:

Jesebel Kurrigan

#STOP OVER THINKING THIS WOMAN!

I CAN’T DAMMIT I DON’T WANT TO BE IN THE FRIEND ZONE I have a crush on this guy and I DON’T WANT TO BE ‘ONE OF THE GUYS’ I want to make out with his face and shit so NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN

(Source: a-fookin-rocket-scientist)

7 notes (via a-fookin-rocket-scientist)Tags: FUCK

Feb 17 '12

can someone please call the surgeon, who can crack my ribs and repair this broken heart that you’re deserted, for better company?

Tags: fuck fuck fuck FUCK

Feb 13 '12
  • mom: Jessica why do you keep on eating cookies?
  • me: LIKE I HAVE ANYONE TO IMPRESS MOM SHUT UP

2 notes Tags: mom just stfu shut the flying fuck up

Jan 31 '12

Hey NBC How’s it like down there on your knee’s sucking on Crosby’s dick so much? Doesn’t your mouth hurt?

Tags: shut THE FUCK UP ABOUT CROBSY OK rant nhl hockeyblogging

Jan 16 '12

Tags: tmi but it's true fuck i hate this brb destroying everything