Marble Jessica

Hi I'm Jessica and you probably think I'm annoying welcome to my blog!!!
FYI I post a metric fuckton of Marble Hornets/Slenderman related stuff so if you don't like it then apply directly to the forehead
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Apr 19 '12
  • what the box says: serves four
  • what it means: serves me

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Feb 13 '12
  • mom: Jessica why do you keep on eating cookies?
  • me: LIKE I HAVE ANYONE TO IMPRESS MOM SHUT UP

2 notes Tags: mom just stfu shut the flying fuck up

Jan 31 '12

Hey NBC How’s it like down there on your knee’s sucking on Crosby’s dick so much? Doesn’t your mouth hurt?

Tags: shut THE FUCK UP ABOUT CROBSY OK rant nhl hockeyblogging

Jan 30 '12

a-fookin-rocket-scientist:

Just a couple in my “Poke Pals” album :U

KELLEAN

JUST

KELLEAN

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Jan 24 '12
  • friend: mentions random state/country
  • me: oh i have a friend that lives there
  • friend: how'd you meet them
  • me:
  • friend:
  • me:
  • friend:
  • me: well not online

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Jan 24 '12
bleuwombat: me.

bleuwombat:

me.

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