PLEASE SIR, I’M COLD AND POOR AND HUNGRY! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! MY FAMILY IS SICK AND DYING! PLEASE SIR, SPARE A FEW COINS—JUST A FEW COINS!
When my brother's in the shower...
- -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
- -hears him singing-
- me: will you quit singing?
- brother: what?
- me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
- brother: WOMAN
- brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
- brother: MY BALLS
- brother: AND MY SOUL
don’t know what i’m doing with my life
should probs sleep so i’m not a zombie at work tomorrow