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mom:
Jessica why do you keep on eating cookies?
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me:
LIKE I HAVE ANYONE TO IMPRESS MOM SHUT UP
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Hey NBC
How’s it like down there on your knee’s sucking on Crosby’s dick so much? Doesn’t your mouth hurt?
Tags: shut THE FUCK UP ABOUT CROBSY OK rant nhl hockeyblogging